Sammy and I are driving home last night, past the Japanese restaurant we all like, when I start to hear some whining from the back seat.<\/p>\n
“I want sushi.\u00a0 Sushi is the only<\/em> thing that will make me feel better.”<\/p>\n “Feel better?\u00a0 What’s wrong?” I ask.\u00a0 “Why do you feel bad?”<\/p>\n “I feel bad,” he says, “because it’s been so long since I’ve had sushi.”<\/p>\n What kind of five-year-old comes up with logic like that?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Sammy and I are driving home last night, past the Japanese restaurant we all like, when I start to hear some whining from the back seat. “I want sushi.\u00a0 Sushi is the only thing that will make me feel better.” “Feel better?\u00a0 What’s wrong?” I ask.\u00a0 “Why do you feel bad?” “I feel bad,” he […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1,3,25],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/burfeind.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/burfeind.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/burfeind.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/burfeind.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/burfeind.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/burfeind.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/burfeind.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/burfeind.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/burfeind.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}